Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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