I'm jealous of your bromance
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
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