i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
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