The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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