she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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