He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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