i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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