I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
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