yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
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