What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
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