So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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