i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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