So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
I have post one night stand depression
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