kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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