Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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