too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
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