Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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