That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
He is an equal opportunity slut.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
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