Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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