:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
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