The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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