Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
Randomize
