Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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