so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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