Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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