Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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