Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
COCAINE IS GR8
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
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