Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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