I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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