and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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