let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
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