Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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