Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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