i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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