So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Housekeeping called in a homicide detective. Just spent an hour explaining that we had vigorous hotel vacation sex five times, even though I was having a heavy flow day. It'll definitely be what you call a memorable honeymoon.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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