Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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