dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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