Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
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