scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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