Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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