I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
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