Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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