Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
So. Much. Porn.
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