whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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