I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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