He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
Randomize
