im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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