also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Randomize
