none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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