i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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