i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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